I got an A-tomic bomb in the back of my car,

I got Hitler's brain right here in a jar,

I'm forty years old and I've never been kissed,

I'm a nineteen-fifties B-movie scientist.

I'm a B-movie scientist,

I'm a B-movie scientist,

I'm a nineteen-fifties B-movie scientist.

You got killer bees heading for your town?

You got giant ants living underground?

You got somekinda mutant that shouldn't exist?

Just call the nineteen-fifties B-movie scientist.

I'm a Bunsen burning, dial turning son of a gun,

I'm gonna fight the red menace from beyond sun,

I'm a square jawed, pipe-smoking how can you resist,

I'm a nineteen-fifties B-movie scientist.

Written by The Bad Detectives

Published by Department X Publishing